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Why I'm That Much Cooler Than You

Tue Nov 18, 2008, 8:21 PM
So after a lengthy breakdown of the Twilight series, I have decided two things.

1. I am going to rewrite the book, Twilight, but to it's fullest potential. I am going to give the characters realistic characteristics, and attributes. It will be a short story, and it will fucking rule. Because Vampires are badass, not romantic.

2. Take a friend's copy of the horrid book, take the red pen to it. That's right, I am going to thoroughly edit the first edition of Twilight. But it doesn't stop there, oh no no no. I am going to mail this edited version straight to the genius (lol) behind the entire series: Stephanie Meyer.

Fuck yes. This is just how much I hate the fucking series of shitty books that aren't good, at all.

And I have my fucking blog back. Fuck yes.
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~uber-bubble:iconuber-bubble: Nov 18, 2008, 9:00:25 PM
that stupid fucking book has taken over my school
its like a chick flick, it entralls them but has NOTHING behind it
i thoroughly look forward to your short story

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~osmosphere:iconosmosphere: Nov 18, 2008, 9:11:11 PM
lucky me, i can just drive half an hour to punch her in the jugular.
~abacusfinch:iconabacusfinch: Nov 18, 2008, 9:57:44 PM
Then fucking do it. I hate her, with such a passion.

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~abacusfinch:iconabacusfinch: Nov 18, 2008, 9:58:31 PM
good to hear. I hate the book, and the trend.

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=carebear824:iconcarebear824: Nov 18, 2008, 10:08:10 PM
yes i read the book because i was wondering what all the talk was about.... and then realized that it was by far the slowest plot in the history of the universe..... you are so right the book could have been told as a short story. and im very angry about my wasted time.

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~IlikePrivacy:iconIlikePrivacy: Nov 19, 2008, 7:15:24 AM
Luckily, I'm English and haven't even encountered any mention of the book before this journal. If it does come overseas, I'll be sure to kick anyone who tries to force it on me.
~abacusfinch:iconabacusfinch: Nov 19, 2008, 7:26:38 AM
It is overseas though, that's the thing. Just try and avoid it with your life, because it's completely ridiculous. It's as though a thirteen year old girl wrote it.

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Do the world a favor, shut up.
~IlikePrivacy:iconIlikePrivacy: Nov 19, 2008, 7:30:57 AM
Really!? It's hit my shores? Eeep!! I'll call the A-Team... everything will be fine, if that doesn't work, I'll just burn people, and their Twilight books.
~Dark-Eco-Dragon:iconDark-Eco-Dragon: Nov 19, 2008, 7:51:53 AM
"They all three laughed at once." and "bounded" , you just wish you could write as beautifully as Stephanie Myer!!! Omfg i fuckin hate her soooo much, and yeah my buddy didn't buy it for me, he stole it lolz and i still haven't finished it, it's such a complete waste of my life!!!

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